Quick Links: Is That a Flank Steak in Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

• What a shock -- Walmart's organic food may be not all that "organic."
  
• The Food Network will hold its first awards show, which will air on April 15. Billy Crystal is already busy creating a hokey dance number that involves ceviche and canapes.
  
• Supermarkets are struggling to stop people from stealing meat. One idea is to bring back the old human-to-human interaction with the butcher. In the end, though, they'll probably just figure out a way to fit a rump roast into one of those impenetrable plastic jewel cases they use for CDs and DVDs.